So many socialist liberal whiners out there. You gotta be SELF-SUFFICIENT people! You shouldn’t even be riding a bus!
Here’s my cure for what ails you…
- Wages not keeping up with inflation?
- Can’t get by on one income?
You and your wife WORK HARDER!
Get some credit cards and WORK HARDER!
Start a business and WORK HARDER!
- Business crushed by multinational corporation?
Get a job at said corporation making less and WORK HARDER!
Just WORK HARDER!
- Can’t afford to help your kids go to college?
Take out a home equity loan and WORK HARDER!
- Lose your house after paying the mortgage for years?
Rent an apartment and WORK HARDER!
Put off retiring until you’re 70 and WORK HARDER!
- Finally retire, but can’t get by on Social Security (assuming it still exists, and if I have my way it won’t)?
Get a job that pays you under-the-table and WORK HARDER!
You see how SIMPLE life is? All you have to do is work hard, and if that doesn’t work… WORK HARDER! There is no other way.