I Have This. I Really Have This…

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No one’s going to stop me from driving the bus! I’m preparing for the debates, y’know, boning up on bus industry lingo.

Have you heard of BRT? Bus Rapid Transit? These train-like bus systems are wildly successful in the socialist capitals of the world, like Boston, Los Angeles, Las Vegas… No doubt my Democratic opponent will love BRT. So, I’ll say BRT is a boondoggle, and that the true Republican way to improve bus service is to eliminate bus service! Brilliant!!! The best part is, by keeping transportation funds out of the economy, Republicans can keep things worse until the November elections!

I have this. I really have this. Can’t wait to drive the bus…