Yeah, maybe the economy was in freefall on 1/19 (but there’s a “free” is in freefall, so it must’ve been good). Forget that millions of Americans were losing their jobs EVERY MONTH on 1/19.
What’s important to remember is that Barrack Obama was not driving the bus on 1/19. That’s why everything was awesome then, and that’s why I’m going to take us back there, to the halcyon days of 1/19.
Let’s face it, Obama’s policies have failed… Stopping at bus stops. Opening doors. Letting MORE people on the bus?! It’s time people became self-sufficient! As bus driver, I promise to drive the bus—and never stop.