Here’s my cure for what ails you…

• Wages not keeping up with inflation?

WORK HARDER!

• Can’t get by on one income?

You and your wife WORK HARDER!

• Still can’t get by?

Get some credit cards and WORK HARDER!

• Job outsourced to China?

Start a business and WORK HARDER!

• Business crushed by multinational corporation?

Get a job at said corporation making less and WORK HARDER!

• Despite having health insurance, one medical setback bankrupts you?

Just WORK HARDER!

• Can’t afford to help your kids go to college?

Take out a home equity loan and WORK HARDER!

• Lose your house after paying the mortgage for years?

Rent an apartment and WORK HARDER!

• Can’t afford to retire?

Put off retiring until you’re 70 and WORK HARDER!

• Finally retire, but can’t get by on Social Security (assuming it still exists, and if I have my way it won’t)?

Get a job that pays you under-the-table and WORK HARDER!

You see how SIMPLE life is? All you have to do is work hard, and if that doesn’t work… WORK HARDER! There is no other way.